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Thank you for being a friend.

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Travel down the road and back again.

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Your heart is true. You're a pal and a
confidant.

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And if you threw a party, invited
everyone you knew,

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you would see the biggest gift would be
from me and the car.

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I wish Mr. Fixit would come back and
finish working on that dishwasher. The

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dishes are piling up like crazy.

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Well, you know, Blanche, we could wash
them.

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I mean, before dishwashers, people
didn't just eat and wipe the dishes on

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pants.

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I used to love washing dishes.

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In Minnesota, the whole family would get
together and wash dishes.

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Even Uncle Gustav, after the giant Swiss
army knife accident, learned to dry

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dishes with his feet.

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and carry on and have such a happy time.

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What is it with you people? All you ever
had were happy times?

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It's sickening. Happy times freezing in
the cold. Happy times during the locust

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invasion. Happy times eating reindeer.

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How about death? Did you have happy
times then?

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Yes, actually, we did. It was a chance
to get together and remember other happy

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times. She's beginning to get to me.

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In Sicily, we used to wash our dishes in
the river.

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I hope that's Mr.

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Picknick. We used to beat them against
the rock.

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Uh, no, Sophia.

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You used to eat the clothes on the rock,
not the dishes.

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No wonder they broke.

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Okay, who wants to go shopping? It's a
little early for that, isn't it, Renee?

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Then we're going out to eat. It's either
shopping or eating. Take your pick.

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You didn't talk to him. I couldn't. Oh.

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George was on call all weekend.

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Three heart attacks, a stroke, two
aneurysms, and a spastic colon.

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Sounds like a guy I play checkers with.

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Hi, Renee.

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Oh, hi, Rose.

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Then you will talk to him tonight.

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I will try.

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Oh, Renee.

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Dorothy, it's crazy, but I feel like how
can I bother him? He's doing all this

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important stuff.

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Saving lives.

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And I'm going to bother him because I'm
a little unhappy?

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Renee, Jenny just left for college. All
your kids are gone. This is a perfectly

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legitimate problem.

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It's the empty nest syndrome.

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When I had it, I didn't know what it
was. I was just very depressed.

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By the time I figured out what it was, I
was going to tell Charlie, but he died

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that night.

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I was so full of grief about Charlie, I
forgot to be depressed about the empty

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nest.

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I never had that empty -nest depression.
I couldn't wait for my kids to get out

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on their own. I got depressed watching
them grow older, because it meant I was

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getting older.

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They were like noisy little calendars.

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The minute they all entered high school,
I told everybody they were my husbands

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from a previous marriage.

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You wonder why they're in therapy.

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Therapy? Maybe I should go into therapy.

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At two in the morning, waiting for
George to come home, I called a radio

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show. I gave them the solution to the
crisis in the Middle East.

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Giving the Palestinians Greenland?

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You were?

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I didn't know that was you. You were
great.

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Giving the Palestinians Greenland?

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It's a big place. Nobody used to this.

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You would take a desert people and put
them in the ice and snow?

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With the proper clothes, they'll be
fine.

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Renee, listen, you want to talk, don't
call a talk show.

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Talk to your husband.

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Blanche, at the hospital, they call him
Saint George.

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I'm married to a saint, and I'm going to
tell him to work less, I'm lonely?

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Don't you think Saint Francis of
Assisi's wife had a similar problem?

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Don't you think she said, Frank, enough
donkeys?

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What do I do?

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Ask George to cut back on his practice
because I don't want to eat alone?

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Oh, no, don't do that. I couldn't
possibly go to another doctor. You see,

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is the only man to ever see me naked.

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Get out of here.

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Well, except for Charlie, of course.

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Get out of here.

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And the vet.

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The vet?

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Our prized hen, Henrietta, had some kind
of a chicken disease. I don't exactly

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know what it was.

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Chicken pox?

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No, I don't think so.

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Anyway, I had an earache, so he saw us
both at the same time.

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For that, you got naked?

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I thought that was strange, too.

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You know, Darth? I think you're right.

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I've got to talk to George.

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Good girl. I'll go home right now and
tell him. I'll cook breakfast for him.

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Waffle, beloved waffle.

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Oh, good girl. Well, I'll tell him at
dinner.

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Dinner's better.

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He won't be rushing.

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I'll make something great.

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I'll tell him in bed.

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Yeah, bed's better. It always was.

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When he's asleep, I'll tell him when
he's sleepy.

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Rene, come on.

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I'll sound like a wimp. I can't possibly
tell him. Listen, last week I left him

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a stool sample. If I can talk to him
about that, you can tell him you're

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Leonard, help me

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out here.

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Where on that diet I gave you does it
say cream chip beef and Polish sausage

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okay to eat?

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Leonard, you're five feet six inches.
You weigh 300 pounds.

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What do you mean you can carry it?

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Beacons couldn't carry it.

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Okay, make an appointment for tomorrow.
Come by the office. We'll talk about it.

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Right.

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Yeah, goodbye, Leonard.

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Hi, Chuck.

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George, I'm a multiple personality. How
do you know which one of the three of me

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I am?

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Well, because Mr. Fix -It and Boris use
a key.

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Well,

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the three of us all live in the same
body.

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I don't know why they don't let me use
the key. Don't they give you medication

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at the home, Chuck? Oh, no. The doctor
says I don't have to take it anymore.

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It doesn't stop the multiple
personalities. It just relieves anxiety.

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I'm not anxious.

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I make other people anxious.

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Hi, Chuckie. Hi, sis.

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You're over here early.

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I've been out looking for an apartment.

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The doctor says I can get my own place.

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Oh. But who can afford three bedrooms?

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Can I go upstairs and see the dog?

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Sure, go ahead.

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Renee, we don't have a dog.

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If he thinks we have a dog, who am I to
stop him?

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And maybe we have one.

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Maybe he can see things we don't have
the power to see.

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I read that in a book.

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People with mental illnesses are the
chosen.

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Who chooses them, Shirley MacLaine?

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George, we've got to have a talk. We
have problems.

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Marital problems. Excuse me, honey.

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Hello.

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Yeah. Hello, Mr. Schechter.

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Oh, that is good news.

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Great news.

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I'm very happy for you.

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Congratulations. Goodbye, Mr. Schechter.

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Mr. Schechter peed.

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He's 97.

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We're both very relieved.

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A catheter's no fun.

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So, uh, what do you think?

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I think I'd be thrilled if I could pee
at his age.

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What about our marriage?

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I'm worried about us.

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What are you talking about? We're great.

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I don't think we're great.

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Hi, Rose, Sophia.

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Oh, hi. Come on in. Sit down.

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We're sorry to barge in like this. We
were wondering if Mr.

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Fixit was here.

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Chuck is here.

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Oh, darn.

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Do you think you could change into Mr.
Fix -It? It's a mental illness rose, not

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a masquerade party.

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In Sicily, we had a guy with a multiple
personality, only they didn't get along.

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And one personality put out a contract
on the other.

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You should have seen it. He had a
shootout with himself in the piazza. He

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a priest, a waiter, and shot down the
Cinzano sign.

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Fortunately, he was able to beat himself
senseless before anyone else got hurt.

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George, I rewired your phone system. You
can now call all over the world free of

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charge, except for Albania and North
Korea, of course.

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And your television remote, you can use
it to raise the windows and flush the

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toilet.

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Well, I'm going to run over to the
freeway, see if there are any cars in

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trouble.

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This guy knocks me out.

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Chuck, do you think you could finish our
dishwasher first? I'm not Chuck.

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I'm Mr. Fix -It.

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Here to please. No problem. Too big or
too small.

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This is great. It's better than
vaudeville.

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Well, I'm all yours, ladies. Just lead
me to the trouble. There's nothing I

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can't fix.

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Except maybe this old noggin. That could
use a little rewiring.

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Well, let's go.

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Come on, Sophia. We don't want to lose
him. Bye -bye. I better get to the

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office. We're not done yet.

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Couldn't it wait?

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Well, no, it cannot wait.

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George, the kids are gone. You're never
here.

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I have nothing to do anymore.

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What do your friends do?

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Shop, have lunch, some play golf, some
have affairs.

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Which ones are having affairs? Oh, I
don't know.

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Come on, I'll never tell.

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The ones who are happy for no apparent
reason.

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George, my life is empty.

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Why don't you get a job?

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Well, you know, I was thinking of that.
I could go back to show business.

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Renee, you were the legs in the dancing
cigarette box.

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You brought joy to people.

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You sold cigarettes. You brought cancer
to people.

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No matter what you think, George, I'm
going to try to get work in the

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entertainment business, but that's not
all.

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That's just my part.

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You've got a part, too. You've got to be
here more.

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Well, you never complained before. Well,
the kids were here I didn't notice.

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But, George, time is important now. And
with them gone, we're supposed to be

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together in a new way.

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I saw it on a coffee commercial. I think
taste is choice.

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This couple, we're supposed to be like
that.

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Like what?

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Like this couple.

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They're there, just the two of them,
sipping coffee together for as long as

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have left.

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Must be one hell of a cup of coffee.

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I'm in real trouble here, George.

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Our marriage is in real trouble.

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Excuse me, honey.

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Hello.

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Yeah.

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Describe the pain.

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Uh -huh.

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Uh -huh.

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Okay, meet me in my office.

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Yes, right now.

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I gotta go.

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I got a big person.

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I'll see you later.

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I love you.

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I love you, too.

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Oh, and a movie will cheer you up. What
are you saying?

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Nightmare on Elm Street 4.

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Yeah, it'd be 1, 2, and 3 to appreciate
it. No, Rose, it stands alone.

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Hi, everybody.

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Jenny. Jenny, what are you doing home
from school?

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You're sick?

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You're pregnant. I quit. Thank God.

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You should be mad.

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Oh, I am mad. I'm also glad you're not
pregnant.

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Honey, why did you quit?

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Well, I went there to be with my
boyfriend, but when I got there, I found

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practically living with somebody else.
He'd replaced me. With what?

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A hand puppet rose.

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Honey, I am so sorry.

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I knew you shouldn't have gone to
Columbia University. It's in New York

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for heaven's sake. A subway runs right
through it.

247
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You want to go to college where there
are green lawns and willow trees and

248
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men in chinos and ties and professors
with just a touch of gray at the temple.

249
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:17,800
Wise, learned men who look up your skirt
if you're sitting in the first row.

250
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:24,560
Meetings with them so they can explain
Plato and they lean over your books with

251
00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:29,440
you and you can smell their pipe tobacco
and their maleness.

252
00:13:31,939 --> 00:13:36,600
And then their arm accidentally brushes
against your bosom and the room is

253
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,660
filled with the heat of a taboo lust.

254
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,280
Where is this school?

255
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,140
Jenny, what happened?

256
00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:54,020
He met a thin blonde goddess.

257
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,149
Uh -huh.

258
00:13:55,150 --> 00:14:00,130
One of those girls who has everything,
you know, looks, money, brains, a body,

259
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:01,170
and now my boyfriend.

260
00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:04,310
Oh, honey, I've been in that position
more than once.

261
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,730
You've been in every position more than
once.

262
00:14:14,610 --> 00:14:15,610
My position?

263
00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:16,890
Oh, goodness, no.

264
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,750
The goddess position.

265
00:14:20,290 --> 00:14:21,830
We have our problems, too.

266
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,380
Especially when the goddess is twice the
size she used to be.

267
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,800
Honey, I know what you're feeling.

268
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,080
Everyone's been rejected.

269
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,320
And, honey, the loss of your first love
is the worst. The very worst.

270
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:41,480
Oh, I know. I remember mine.

271
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,160
It was probably a cow.

272
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,960
How on earth did you know that?

273
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:56,750
Now, mine was Larry Ragonetti. Oh, how I
loved him. He was gorgeous.

274
00:14:57,510 --> 00:14:59,270
He left me for Cookie Kelly.

275
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:01,570
She kissed with her mouth open.

276
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:05,890
Well, why didn't you kiss with your
mouth open, Dorothy? I was eight.

277
00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:08,710
So?

278
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:15,810
It's happened to all of us, sweetheart,
and we've all survived.

279
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:20,330
Never happened to me. Oh, come on,
Blanche. What, you were never rejected?

280
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,020
Well, once, but just once.

281
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:24,220
By who?

282
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,320
Weight watchers for being too thin.

283
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,560
Come on, girls.

284
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:32,020
Okay, thanks for coming home. Bye,
honey.

285
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,860
Have a nice time. Bye, George.

286
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:38,160
Bye, George. Bye, George. Hi,

287
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:39,900
George. Bye, George.

288
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,199
Hi, honey.

289
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,200
Hi.

290
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,920
Sweetheart! Whoa, what are you doing
home?

291
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,740
She's not sick and she's not pregnant.

292
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,520
Is it Thanksgiving already?

293
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:49,820
Dennis dumped me.

294
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:50,920
Oh.

295
00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:52,580
Sugar, I'm so sorry.

296
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,200
Gee, I wish there was something I could
say to make you feel better.

297
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,820
Would it help if I told you I always
hated him?

298
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,040
Oh, Daddy.

299
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:01,300
I know how much it hurts, darling.

300
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,680
But you know, I've been rejected many
times.

301
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,880
And so has your daddy.

302
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,120
I can't go back. I can't. I just can't.

303
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,560
What if I run into them?

304
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,080
I'll die of embarrassment.

305
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,499
No, you won't.

306
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,500
I'm a doctor.

307
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,920
And I've never seen anyone die of
embarrassment.

308
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:18,700
I'll tell you what.

309
00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:22,410
If it'll make it any easier, tomorrow
I'll go back with you and help get you

310
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:23,410
settled. Will you?

311
00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,490
Absolutely.

312
00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:25,590
There you go.

313
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:27,049
Hi, everybody.

314
00:16:27,050 --> 00:16:28,050
Hi, Oliver.

315
00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,690
You want to know who I spent the night
with?

316
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,810
No, Oliver. The cabin crew of Lufthansa.

317
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:36,570
So I have to go back.

318
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:40,830
You're 18. You don't have to do
anything. We're not going to force you.

319
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:43,990
however, cut you off without a dime and
never talk to you again.

320
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:45,950
So you strongly recommend.

321
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,740
Yes. I owe you a beer.

322
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,320
I'm going to go make a few phone calls.
I'd like to see some friends before we

323
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,199
go back tomorrow.

324
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,059
Where are you going?

325
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,060
Back to school.

326
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,420
Flying? Yeah.

327
00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,080
You'd be safe for hitching.

328
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,100
Oliver, don't start.

329
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,079
Hey, I'm a test pilot. Who knows better
than I what goes on up there?

330
00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:05,960
Oliver, I don't need to hear this.

331
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:08,540
No, what you don't need to hear is what
goes on in the cockpit.

332
00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:09,839
Hey, come on.

333
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:11,319
Goodbye, Oliver.

334
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:12,440
Bye, Jen.

335
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,099
Poor kid.

336
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:16,920
I know, but we definitely did the right
thing, didn't we?

337
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,940
Absolutely. You really think so?

338
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,280
I don't know.

339
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,880
George, would you take a look at this?

340
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,579
This is a family discussion, Oliver.

341
00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:26,859
Hey, that's nice.

342
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,640
I wish I had a family.

343
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,500
Here, I think it's skin cancer. It's
not.

344
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,040
We did the right thing. She has to go
back.

345
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:38,420
But if she actually dies of
embarrassment, I'll never forgive

346
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,700
So, what is this thing?

347
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200
A liver spot.

348
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,400
No.

349
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,160
Oh, God.

350
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,120
A liver spot?

351
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:52,860
It's benign, Oliver. My father had liver
spots. He looked like a Dalmatian.

352
00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:56,800
So, what's the family talk about, guys?

353
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,160
Private, Oliver.

354
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,460
Oh, I see.

355
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:02,220
So would you please excuse us? Sure.

356
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,060
Oliver, get out of my house. You mean
go?

357
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,560
Yes. Why didn't you say so?

358
00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:09,940
See you, guys.

359
00:18:10,410 --> 00:18:11,650
You know something? What's that?

360
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:12,910
Oliver! I'm sorry.

361
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:15,090
What?

362
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,230
We were great with Jen.

363
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:19,509
We were?

364
00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:20,510
We were a team.

365
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,370
That's what I want, George, for us to be
a team.

366
00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:25,430
What does that mean, Renee? We should
get uniforms?

367
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:31,190
Oh, come on, George. It means that we
just did something together and it felt

368
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:34,330
great. And we've got to do more of that
without the kids.

369
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,530
But you're never here.

370
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,230
What do you want me to do, Renee?

371
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,730
Cut back on your practice.

372
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:44,220
What do I do? Tell a guy in cardiac
arrest I can't see you? I'm meeting my

373
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,019
with sushi?

374
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:48,320
George, do you know why I'm going to New
York with Jenny?

375
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,520
Not just to help her.

376
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,060
To be with someone who needs me.

377
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:54,980
Think about it.

378
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,260
Think about that.

379
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,400
I've got the second half of my life to
take care of.

380
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:03,880
And I don't want to do it alone.

381
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:16,420
Then Renee calls up and says she's got
herself an agent. Oh, nice!

382
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,120
Not nice, Oliver.

383
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,560
She's been in New York six days.

384
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:22,560
Now she's got an agent who says she's
perfect for commercials.

385
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,180
And who knows what the hell she's gonna
do?

386
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,340
Wouldn't it be funny if she never came
back?

387
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,740
House is so empty without her.

388
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,199
I'm lonely.

389
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,400
That's why I never got married. I didn't
want to be lonely.

390
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:41,140
I didn't want somebody else driving my
car.

391
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:43,270
You're out of Perrier, George.

392
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,910
This is probably what Renee was talking
about.

393
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,290
She was lonely. You're out of beer, too.

394
00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:51,390
You're out of peanut butter. Hell,
George, you better get her back. I'm

395
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,390
starve to death.

396
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:55,830
Oh, Dorothy.

397
00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:57,510
What a nice surprise.

398
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:58,930
Well, you may be.

399
00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:02,610
George, I wanted to talk to you. Do I
detect a note of hostility?

400
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,470
A note? How about a symphony?

401
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:08,830
George, we thought you might like to
join us for dinner. I get the feeling,

402
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:11,450
Dorothy, that you might be a little mad
at me. Why is that?

403
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:16,700
How about stopping by New Year's Eve
with three naked women, throwing up in

404
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:21,140
pool, passing out in the punch bowl, and
relieving yourself in the linen closet?

405
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,160
That was six months ago.

406
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:31,620
George, what do you say? We'd really
love to have you. Maybe some other time.

407
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,500
What about forgive and forget, Dot? I am
not Dot. Goodbye, George.

408
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:38,780
Bye, Dot.

409
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,220
Going to New York. Great, let's do it.
You're not invited, Oliver. I'm going

410
00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,020
alone. Yeah, but we could...

411
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:54,560
Hi,

412
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,699
Ma.

413
00:20:55,700 --> 00:21:00,400
Hey, how'd you like to have... Oh, come
on, Ma. That was three, four months ago.

414
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,860
Thank God you're here. I was a wreck. I
was sitting there night after night with

415
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,680
Oliver, just lonely as hell. I didn't
know what was going on up here.

416
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:24,100
And I thought, what if I lose her?

417
00:21:25,020 --> 00:21:26,060
What would I do without her?

418
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:31,660
I want her here with me all the rest of
my life, and I want to be there with

419
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:32,599
her, too.

420
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:37,140
So here I am, and there's going to be
some changes made, and I love you, and

421
00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:40,520
what the hell are you doing opening a
door in New York City without saying

422
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:41,520
there?

423
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,060
I wasn't going to stay here, George.

424
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:46,550
I missed you. I couldn't stand it.

425
00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:51,050
And I realize I've been going too fast
for you. You can't change overnight.

426
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:52,710
I'd like to try.

427
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:55,070
Here's step one.

428
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:57,290
I drew a sketch on the plane.

429
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:03,770
I've decided to make an office in the
house and move my practice there.

430
00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:05,450
No.

431
00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:06,610
Yeah.

432
00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:09,870
And I got Mazlansky to take part of my
patient load, too.

433
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,650
In fact, I got him to take it all for
the next three days.

434
00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:15,010
While we're here in New York on our
second honeymoon.

435
00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,690
George, I love you.

436
00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:21,790
I love you, too.

437
00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:25,110
But, honey, this isn't our second
honeymoon.

438
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:27,030
It's our third?

439
00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:28,670
We never had one.

440
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:32,430
Oh, come on. Of course we had one.
George, you were an intern.

441
00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:37,030
I don't call two hours in an empty
hospital bed next to a man in a coma a

442
00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:38,030
honeymoon.

443
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,150
Honey, I lied. That man wasn't in a
coma.

444
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:44,930
What about if I make it up to you right
now?

445
00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:46,670
How?

446
00:22:56,010 --> 00:22:59,330
Oh, George, what a great three days.

447
00:22:59,950 --> 00:23:01,790
This has been a wonderful honeymoon.

448
00:23:02,450 --> 00:23:04,210
It should be. You waited long enough.

449
00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:10,590
You think we'll stay like this always?

450
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,890
I think eventually we'll have to go to
the bathroom.

451
00:23:16,210 --> 00:23:17,690
And you'll love me always?

452
00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:21,410
Always. Because I won't always look like
this, you know.

453
00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:25,530
Honey, you don't look like you did ten
years ago, but that hasn't mattered.

454
00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:32,190
George, promise me you'll never get your
teeth bonded and run around with

455
00:23:32,190 --> 00:23:33,550
stewardesses. I promise.

456
00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:35,170
You swear?

457
00:23:35,470 --> 00:23:36,470
I swear.

458
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,800
I love you.

459
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,140
I love you too, sweetheart.

460
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:47,740
George.

461
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
Hmm?

462
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,840
Promise me one more thing.

463
00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:52,740
What?

464
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,880
Promise me you'll never die.